A hero goes on a journey. Why? To steal back a mate's girlf...and totally dis his own girlf in the process. So relationship error one: Put another guy's gal before yer own and It's hoo hoo hee hee haha, yer screwed. So he does It anyway and turns out the DOING isn't the problem, It's the 'getting home AFTER the doing'. And I mean THE FREAKS out there, like you would NOT believe, all kinds of perverse stuff going out out there, I hope I don't need to paint a picture cos It would be UGLY. But the problem is, hidden is the bees is the HONEY, say woop hands in the air ya know what were talkin about, there's sweetness in that there thorny bush and it gets to be so the stings just don't hurt no more. But the It's 'SHITSHITSHIT I've overslept, he's off to the bustop trying to keep his job and wondering (do I even NEED this job?) but then he's on the bus, upstairs, smoke Aaaaa...aaaa (Lennon Angels). Then he's in the city and has few mates again, but evryone wants the time so off to work, not so late, kill the fucker dissing the girl (with a quick one-liner) then off to meet the work experience "you'll be looking after, dad's good mate, be good" laughs all round. New kid turns out to be alright, dis the uptight bitches, lager after work. TOO MANY lagers after work, do it all again. Fucking heroic.
released April 9, 2014
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